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An etymologist knows the difference. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The sheep in Wales are black. There is one sheep in Wales which is black.

There is one sheep in Wales, one side of which is black. What did the proton say to the ever-grumpy electron? Two atoms are walking down the street.

I think I lost an electron! Why are quantum physicists terrible in bed? The science teacher took a drink, but now he drinks no more. A woman comes home to find her string theorist husband in bed with another woman. Why is it so difficult to explain bad puns to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things so literally. How many people of a certain demographic does it take to perform a specified task? It takes a finite number: one person to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group to which they belong. How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How does a mathematician determine the shortest fence to include a herd of cattle?

Stefan Banach and Alfred Tarski go into a pub. They order one half between them and get two pints — the barman believed in the axiom of choice. A Higgs boson walks into a church. How many Microsoft designers does it take to change a lightbulb? A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog. An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Does Boston stop at this train?

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. How about with no milk? A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. If they have eggs, get a dozen. Using the expertise of industry professionals, we look in detail at racecar design and innovation, whilst also keeping you up to date with news and developments from all the major race series across the globe.

Racecar Engineering. Why do Marx and Engels drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft. Two behaviourists meet in the street. How am I? What did the Nihilist Borg Say? He was already on both sides. What is the longest song in the world? Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall. Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one slips off? The one with the smallest mu. Why did the inverse function cross the road? To get to the same side. Descartes walks into a bar. Zebra banana sine theta.

A fish. There are 10 types of people in this world. When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder. They make up everything. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? He got off on a technicality. Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot. A tribute to Ricardo Divila. Thoughts from Daytona Macau I consent to receiving monthly updates from Racecar Engineering.

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A few days ago I have made an important discovery! It all depends on your culture and your personality. After that person had finished telling me this joke silence came upon us. Is this even a joke?

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now? An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.

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Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals. An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law Account Options Sign in. My library Help Advanced Book Search. Llewellyn Dowd , Phil McCracken. Random House , Oct 6, - Humor - pages.

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An etymologist knows the difference. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The sheep in Wales are black.

Funny, it sounds like english "can". I was wondering how Obama's "Yes, we can" would sound in Hebrew.

Luke Devereaux was a science fiction writer, holed up in a desert shack waiting for inspiration. He was the first to see a Martian - but he certainly wasn't the last. It was estimated that one billion of them had arrived - one to every three human beings on Earth.

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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. You could say I Schwepped her off her feet. An oxygen atom runs into his old friend, the hydrogen atom, on the street one day. An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German are all trying to watch a street performer juggle knives. Luckily, the juggler notices their plight and decides to climb onto a higher platform so the four men can see.

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Scientists are not generally recognised for their sense of humour, but those disparagingly referred to as "geeks" by the more intellectually challenged of us have responded in their thousands to a question posed on the Reddit website: "What's the most intellectual joke you know? The huge number of gags - and yes, many of them are funny - cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. They range from the accessible, such as: "A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: 'Five beers, please'," to those that require a working knowledge of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle to understand. The joke about Benoit B Mandelbrot, see right , for example, relies on a knowledge of the scientist's work on fractals. For all their highbrow intellectualism, however, the jokes follow traditional forms. They include puns: "Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now" - as well as someone-walks-into-a-bar jokes and light-bulb-changing jokes "How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

As he balances a knife on his nose, he asks, “Can you see me now?” The four men reply one after the other, “Yes!” “Oui!” “Si!” “Ja!”.” Last night me and my wife.

The huge number of gags — and yes, many of them are funny — cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. For all their highbrow intellectualism, however, the jokes follow traditional forms. There are also plenty of jokes of the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman format, where the usual protagonists are replaced by physicists, engineers and economists.

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